I'm looking for a job. She's looking for a job. Everybody is looking for a job. Sounds like not much has changed. FOX television might pay well but they take your soul. Hey if you can get something for it, why not? What does FOX studios do with all those souls anyway? Does Bill O'reilly eat them with a falafel and humus? Does Rupert Murdoch keep a secret stash?

She's determined to get some.

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So she's a little grumpy and moany. It's the media's fault. Magazines telling people they are fat and tv telling everyone they are stupid. I'm afraid of guitar hero. Training people to react to color commands in an instant while being bombarded with sound and flashing lights is a little too clockwork orange to me.

Why do people stare into random cameras anyway? Do they think they will be "discovered". Pick me pick me!

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I said there must some Amandas in the atmosphere!

Sorry. I watched heros last night in the hopes of finding Hayden Pettitiere in a cheerleader outfit again. They keep killing Syler and bringing him back. WTF?!?!?

Anyway, here's the finale to some hard drive resuscitation techniques, amanda on the street style.

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She don't like NOBODY!! Here's an exclusive, up close and personal interview with Amanda, right before we got kicked out of McDonald's. That's about as ghetto as you can get, getting kicked out of McDonald's. I think she's channeling JLO in this one. Something about collecting stalkers and looking at girls butts. oh yea.

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It been rough out here. We have been getting about 400 hits a week and we have more videos for your A.D.D. viewing pleasure. Its just the timing thing can be a pain. You know the whole real life "job" thing and all that. Real life? with lazers? and scanners? Anyway we are still working on daily updates but sometimes they might turn into weekly updates, spread around a little bit. with butter.

So here's a video of our favorite writer gone mad adolescent. If she thinks she has a fat ass she has a skewed perception of reality. So check out Amanda and her fat ass. And leave a comment, dam you!

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Ok, this chick is crazy. Her computer "ate" her hard drive so she drags her cameraman to the DMV for . . . . . who knows wtf is going on!!!! They did not like cameras in the Department of Motor Vehicles. Apparently they can take your picture but you can't take theirs.

Well at least Amanda got her Snapple. I was getting tired of all the moaning about it.

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Needless to say if a woman loses her novel on her hard drive, as a hot dog vendor, you shouldn't burn her, or look at her butt. Upon further review, yes he was checking out her butt. Two "t's" in butt? spell check thinks so.

I'm glad she turned of the mic when she was peeing. She pees alot and this is not that kind of site! Check the vid.

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