People looking for people these days are easily distraught. Its too easy to disregard the opportunity for earth shattering sex, and get all . . . . lonely. Don't be lonely. Nobody wants to hang out with a lonely person, it might be contagious. Besides, people suck. So you might be better off being alone. Then again, you miss out on the sex. . . . . round and round we go. . .

the main event