In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.

My favorite new guilty pleasure; sad guys on the trading floor.

Iceland, with a population just over 300,000, is about to go flat broke.

While the rest of the world is going broke, the Sultan of Dubai is building a 70 billion dollar theme park, named Dubailand. Thanks for the oil money suckerssssssssssssss.

The best news I heard all day (yesterday): the Intrepid aircraft carrier museum is headed back to Manhattan harbor!

Even better news: Rose McGowan might be doing porn!

Holy Tacos!! If Palin was a garbage pail kid.

Deadly industrial chemicals found in candy from China, in candy in Conn. Killing me slowly with this song. . . .

Somebody just bought a house on Ebay for $1.75, unfortunately its in Michigan and no one wants to live there.

The seven funniest hot chicks in hollywood. Tina Fey! Tina Fey!!

Rolling Stone magazine has something to say about a certain make-believe maverick.

My fellow prisoners. . . . If he gets elected you know Vietnam is going to get wiped off the map.

What you talkin bout at my rally sucka! (sorry, couldn't resist.)

In another instance of American moral authority, taking advantage of Nebraska's 'safe haven' law meant to protect unwanted newborns, parents have been driving for miles to dump their unwanted teenagers at Nebraskan hospitals. You can't make that stuff up.

Things have changed since I was a kid. A teenage girl was arrest for sending naked pictures of herself to her classmates.

When fake presidents discuss their campaigns.

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Google wants to give somebody $10 million for an idea that can save the world. Here I am drawing a blank.

Don't fart on cops.

Popular brainwashing techniques you can not write home about.

Dude where's my money? WAMU CRASHED!

Ex-bankers talk about pushing customers to max out their credit cards. What do they care? The government is going to bail out the banks for lending you the money to buy that 42" plasma you don't really need. Welcome to rich socialism.

The U.S. is about to lose its status as a superpower. Economist Richard Felson broke it down for us:

The nation cut taxes before it went to war, creating a large budget deficit. A lack of a forward-looking energy policy helped balloon the trade deficit. And inadequate investment in infrastructure, education, and basic research is depressing economic growth below what it should be," Felson said. "The latter resulted in far fewer jobs begin created in the decade than what's required, leading to all sorts of problems, including the housing sector's implosion. The result has been a weaker U.S. economy with more structural problems, and an inability to project economic power.

The coolest lego art I have ever seen.

Roger Ebert gets jiggy with his biznatch.

Scarlet Johansson married Van Wilder this weekend. Like you had a shot!

How exactly does seeing Russia from your window give you foreign policy experience Gov. Palin?

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Yankees Building New Vacation Stadium In The Hamptons

Thanks to The Onion (I had no idea they did video now!) and River Ave. Blues (the best Yankee blog in the universe)

He was one of a kind. From "The Hustler" to "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid" to "The Sting" and "Fort Apache The Bronx" to "The Color of Money" to "The Hudsucker Proxy" to awesome organic food products! This guy added greatness to every project he worked on. His filmography is incredible.

Paul Newman, Hollywood's original anti-hero passed away this weekend at the age of 83. They just don't make them like this anymore. RIP.

Over 54,00 people attended the last game at Yankee stadium and only 18 people were arrested for trying to steal pieces of the stadium. The Bronx is civilized.

There's some smelly orange snow coming down in Russia. Mother Nature is finding new and bizarre ways to mess with us. It's only fair.

PETA hits a new low; Tells Ben and Jerry's to use Human milk. I wonder if they are organ donors?

Taking a page out of Bush diplomacy, Fed reserve chief Bernanke is trying to scare 700 million out of congress. Jerk.

In another installment of "Rich kids gone bad" Hank Steinbrenner criticizes Joe Torre for getting into the playoffs after the Yankees were eliminated and calls the system, "unfair". Money does NOT buy class.

The GOP owes America an apology, and 23/6 decided to help them out.

On a personal note; 5000 hits a month and no comments? WTF? What should I change?

Whoopies asks McCain about slavery.

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What story do you think will dominate this weekend's news?
The government bailout of financial institutions that will cost taxpayers over a trillion dollars?

OR

The final game at Yankee stadium, which opened up in 1923 and will be torn down in 2008.

Maybe you will hear about the Yankee fan that caught a home run one day and came back the next day to catch TWO more Yankee home runs. Upon further research this guy is what's called, a ballhawk, and he even has a book and a website. Freaky.

Does anyone remember that so-called doomsday device/atom smasher in Cern, Switzerland that was going to suck up the earth in a black hole? It broke.

I've been watching too much CNN. Now I'm afraid to leave my house.

Anybody interested in getting a new phone? There's a ridiculous selection of new phones coming out this fall;

BlackBerry Pearl Flip 8220 is coming to T-Mobile

Blackberry Storm (a touchscreen Blackberry) is coming to Verizon.

LG Lotus is a flip-qwerty phone, coming to Sprint

Nokia's Candybar (qwerty slider) is coming . . .somwhere.

Helio Ocean 2 (dual slider) is coming to Virgin Mobile.

Google's much anticipated "Android" phone (qwerty slider) is coming to T-Mobile in '09.

Whew. That's alot of phones. Do you know those Mac VS. Pc commercials? Well the PC guy uses an Iphone.

If you go on a reality show, don't try to make friends.

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0 to 60mph in 3.9 seconds with no CO2 discharge? Tesla has it for $109,000. General Motors had an electric car in 96 but they killed it. Ford has a 65 MPG car but only distributes it in Europe.

The latest trends are in dog poo vacuum cleaners.

Al Gore may have invented the Internets but McCain invented the Blackberry.

Climate change is creating massive Ice Penises.

Eminem is making a comeback. His BFF said so.

This guy Joe went to the first game in Yankee stadium on April 18, 1923 when he was five years old. Now He's 90 and he's going to be there for the last game at the stadium.

De Niro Vs. Pacino. . . . FIGHT!

Must see Indie Movie: The Sleep Dealer.

Oh no you didn't!

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