Congratulations to our our own Phil Messerer for winning best director, for his film "Thicker Than Water", at the B-Movie Film Festival. The film also won for best music, so congrats to Liz Lysinger (who composed the yoskippy/hilltop theme music) and Azari Messerer, former Russian child star and an excellent pianist.

"Thicker Than Water" didn't win best movie, that honor went to "Werewolf in a Women's Prison". How can you beat werewolves and naked chicks?