In 1901 a 14 year old kid predicted the world in 2001, and still no jet packs!

Fox News fear machines runs out of steam with a sweeping Democratic victory so they flip it old school and get an academic oracle to predict food riots and tax rebellion by 2012. Fear sells newspapers. Hysteria means ratings. The news will get worse.

Ohio woman gives birth to granddaughters, like the world isn't already overpopulated now this!

Don't startle a vulture, they puke on sight!

Sara Palin ain't got nothin on the Ukrainian prime minister!! Shazam!!

Remember AIDS? Canadian Pharm. is close to a vaccine but the Germans say a bone marrow transplant is the cure.

Down in the land of OZ a woman denied Psychiatric treatment because she was a scientologist. She then proceeded to murder her father and sister. Sorry that one isn't funny, its just batshit crazy.

Group Pride rooted in insecurity. GO YANKEES!!!

The five biggest lies told during free agency.

5 annoying habits of mainstream websites. I am adding lists as number six.

Unhappy people watch more TV. and masterbate more.

Bono is going to have to write another one of those "i'm sorry" songs to his wife.

Who won a grammy, had a pet ape, smoked pot, snorted cocaine, collects Spider-man comics and cooks a mean chilli? Yes we can!

The Obama hangover does a subway good.

Real life Simpsons. Best. Video. Ever.

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Obama riots you won't see on CNN.

Celebs cry their eyelashes off for Obama;

Singer Madonna: "I’m so f—ing happy right now."

Actress Lindsay Lohan: "YES WE CAN."

DJ Samantha Ronson: "YES WE DID."

Singer Kanye West: "HI MOM, OBAMA WON!" (His mom passed away about a year ago.)

When comedians rule the world!

Two wars and the economy in the dumps? Black man given the nation's worst job.

I wish I could be there to watch Nancy Pelosi bitch slap Joe Lieberman.

Poor Ron Paul.

Gov. Palin fears her 1st amendment rights were being attacked from reporters criticizing her negative campaigning. Dumbass.

Palin takes a prank call from some Canadian Radio DJ's.

Marxist? Whatchutalkinbout sucka?

Financial predictions on which industries will benefit from the election. In actuality the market plunged the day after the election. The honeymoon is over President Obama, this hangover is just the beginning.

The best is yet to come.

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and no one does a better Bush than Will Ferrell.

The Madconomist speculates on the collapse of the U.S. They rich would stay rich and the poor would have no one to blame.

In the offseason, the Yankees are planning to buy everybody, just like in 2003.

10 freaky gadgets no sane working person would spend money on.

American Airlines will offer wifi on its flights, but they will censor porn. You're going to have to do it the old fashioned way.

Speaking of airlines, you know those people who scan your stuff and make you take your shoes off at the airport? One of them TSA guys got busted with over 200,000 worth of your stuff. Dam you got alot of stuff!

Things you can never get tired of; women on the verge.

Ye old Google has mapped out a trip if Chris Columbus has used the internet.

Why are Italians cooler than Americans? Because Italian cops get to drive Lamborghini Gallardo Police Cars.

The stink in farts is good for you. I am going to save that one for Thanksgiving dinner. he he he.

As if the Brits weren't crazy enough, this chick swims with tigers. Not sharks. Tigers.

Alot of elements need to come together to make a good movie. Here are some terrible early versions of some big big movies.

Oh, by the way, Gary Busey snorted cocaine off his dog.

The most disturbing news I've heard all week; drinking caffeine makes women's breast's shrink. Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Ahead of the curve for once; A woman, with a McCain bumper sticker claims a man robbed her and after noticing the bumper sticker carved a "B" on to her face. Right. Atrcious. Horrendous. Dispicable. and also FALSE! The woman, who was a McCain campaign worker, made up the whole thing. Excuse me, I have to puke now.

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Computer condoms might not be enough anymore, surfers face Clickjacking!

Commies don't like Big Macs, so Hugo Chavez told Ronald McDonald to go suck an egg.

The New York Yankees are worth more than a billion dollars. George Steinbrenner bought them in 1973 for 10 million dollars. That's what happens when you play to win at all costs. Hear that Hank? Now shut up.

Webster (the guy that started the dictionary, not the little person from TV) celebrated his 250th birthday. I hope he got a stripper cake.

Cubans and Cuban Americans unanimously support free travel. Claro que si!

No sex on the beach. Britons get jail time for getting it awn like spawn till the break-a dawn.

More superhero movies are in the works in an attempt to dethrone the Dark Knight.

I finally found the elusive "gallop polls" everyone on the news has been harping about.

Spidey 4 jibba-jabba online.

What happens when real estate gets super cheap and you still can't afford it? The rich get richer.

Stink bombs, liquid ass, celebrity addresses and other useless items you can find on Amazon.

She is definitely hot enough to hold my attention, but I just can't believe the cheerleader dropped an F-bomb.

et tu Joba?

Yea they make millions doing nothing, but the pranks are priceless!

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In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.

My favorite new guilty pleasure; sad guys on the trading floor.

Iceland, with a population just over 300,000, is about to go flat broke.

While the rest of the world is going broke, the Sultan of Dubai is building a 70 billion dollar theme park, named Dubailand. Thanks for the oil money suckerssssssssssssss.

The best news I heard all day (yesterday): the Intrepid aircraft carrier museum is headed back to Manhattan harbor!

Even better news: Rose McGowan might be doing porn!

Holy Tacos!! If Palin was a garbage pail kid.

Deadly industrial chemicals found in candy from China, in candy in Conn. Killing me slowly with this song. . . .

Somebody just bought a house on Ebay for $1.75, unfortunately its in Michigan and no one wants to live there.

The seven funniest hot chicks in hollywood. Tina Fey! Tina Fey!!

Rolling Stone magazine has something to say about a certain make-believe maverick.

My fellow prisoners. . . . If he gets elected you know Vietnam is going to get wiped off the map.

What you talkin bout at my rally sucka! (sorry, couldn't resist.)

In another instance of American moral authority, taking advantage of Nebraska's 'safe haven' law meant to protect unwanted newborns, parents have been driving for miles to dump their unwanted teenagers at Nebraskan hospitals. You can't make that stuff up.

Things have changed since I was a kid. A teenage girl was arrest for sending naked pictures of herself to her classmates.

When fake presidents discuss their campaigns.

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Google wants to give somebody $10 million for an idea that can save the world. Here I am drawing a blank.

Don't fart on cops.

Popular brainwashing techniques you can not write home about.

Dude where's my money? WAMU CRASHED!

Ex-bankers talk about pushing customers to max out their credit cards. What do they care? The government is going to bail out the banks for lending you the money to buy that 42" plasma you don't really need. Welcome to rich socialism.

The U.S. is about to lose its status as a superpower. Economist Richard Felson broke it down for us:

The nation cut taxes before it went to war, creating a large budget deficit. A lack of a forward-looking energy policy helped balloon the trade deficit. And inadequate investment in infrastructure, education, and basic research is depressing economic growth below what it should be," Felson said. "The latter resulted in far fewer jobs begin created in the decade than what's required, leading to all sorts of problems, including the housing sector's implosion. The result has been a weaker U.S. economy with more structural problems, and an inability to project economic power.

The coolest lego art I have ever seen.

Roger Ebert gets jiggy with his biznatch.

Scarlet Johansson married Van Wilder this weekend. Like you had a shot!

How exactly does seeing Russia from your window give you foreign policy experience Gov. Palin?

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