06/17/09
nobody gives a flock
In case you don't know, once you post something on the internet, it stays there forever.
In freaky Florida news a guy in Tampa went to great lengths to keep people from parking in front of his house.
Here comes the Judge!
The more heinous the crime the better ratings for the reality show!
They are changing the laws regarding credit cards, so credit card issuers have to come up with new scams.
When was the last time you donated to a charity? Why not help the Animal Rescue site?
The end of an era; Leno handles his final farewell with alot of class and the 68 kids born from the crew during their 17 year run on the Tonight Show. Wow.
The bedwetting bible wikipedia has banned the science fictionologists from rambling and flaming on their site.
Video didn't kill the radio star but the internet is killing the newspapers. That's what happens when people stop trusting the news; They stop paying for it.
Yellow Journalism. The new integrity.
Starting June 1st you need a passport to go to Canada or Mexico, like they were other countries or something. sheesh.
Israel stages huge war drill while blasting Ludacris' "Move Bitch, get out the way".
How ugly was she? An Eqyptian dude cut off his penis rather than marry that fugly ho.
ROTFL: You are not supposed to have pets!
I don't need to editorialize this; NY parking tickets pile up on van with dead driver.
Do you suffer from internet fatigue? I do. I miss beepers.
The best commercial you haven't seen.
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05/29/09
It could happen to you
you get what you pay for
In 2001 Portugal decriminalized all drugs and as a result drug usage went way, way down. Maybe we should head over to Portugal and investigate?
On the other hand, a woman in Pittsburgh honks at a car and then gets shot. That's why everyone should arm themselves immediately!!
Hydroxycut can help you lose weight but it destroys your liver and can cause seizures in the process. whoo hoo!! I guess people will do anything to get out of exercising.
While the world squabbles China is mastering the technique of ripping off international patents, like taking an American concept, with Japanese engineering and Eruopean design to make 21st century hybrid-electric SUV! OK I'm sold. I want one.
Code Pink harasses Donald Rumsfeld, but sadly doesn't waterboard him.
Newspapers can't figure out why they are losing money left and right. Maybe its because of inaccuracies, political bias and the occasional plagiarism. If newspapers only report opinion and speculation why would I pay for it when I can get that online for free?
Another earthquake hits LA - 5/20/09. There's a big one coming.
American Airlines pilot fails breath test, gets sent back to the pub he came from. Ted Striker offers to pilot the plane safely.
Is it a good thing that the next generation's apathy crosses all cultural borders? Apparently China's youth doesn't give a crap about the events of Tiananmen square (June 4, '89)
Check out all the TV shows that were cancelled this year (so far). My own worst enemy was solid, Christian Slater is the macdaddy of sould.
Somebody tried to blow up a Starbucks in New York City. Burger King and the Hamburgler were questioned but had solid alibis.
Firefox is the most popular search engine after Microsoft and Apple. This one is a must read.
And now onto the bangb. .. the helpful bus. Crazy man.
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05/16/09
The next best Olympic sport
back in black, by popular demand
How about an awesome airplane you can keep in your garage? But if I had Terrafugia I'd probably head to the ER.
You need a license to own a gun, drive a car or even go fishing. But any idiot can have a kid.
Capitalism at its finest; Cuban Gynecologist and American Used Car Salesman
How about the nine hottest Cuban women?
Can Cuba cope with the onslaught of Americans? Sure they're excited now but what happens when its all baseball caps and obnoxious spring breakers?
Woody Harrelson gets away with beating up a paparazzi because. . . . he thought he was a zombie!
Somali pirates from a militant African American prospective. Let me sum it up for you; BLAME WHITEY!
Why you should never, ever, EVER eat Dominos pizza. I might never be the same after that one.
How do the freaky Japanese one-up themselves? Grandpa-porn.
When hippies lose elections they whine. When neo-cons lose elections they get guns. People are taking notice.
The forgotton victims of the recession; children of the arts.
Cafe Bustelo ROCKS!!
The cast of "Ferris Beuller's Day Off"; Where are they now?
You can buy a tank on Amazon.com!!! I love the internet.
OK I know I've been slacking. Time to hit back.
Here's a cool cartoon on Africa
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04/09/09
here's to you looking at me looking at you
When the age of misinformation catches some steam angry consumers become a digital riot. I like the idea of blogging protests because they can't exactly tear gas you through your laptop. Yet.
Here we present; "Flights From Hell"
No one is safe from "tell-all" books when everyone is dying to spill their guts to anyone who will listen. Now if you are a Rock Star, your sex stories are just fodder for internet lists.
Hot female nerds. I dare you to go through this list and NOT google at least one of them!
This is a fun article. When you are too shy to talk to people take anti-depressants to be more social, then write an article about how its better to be shy in the first place. Then tell the whole world about it.
The show "Different Strokes" was almost called "45 minutes from Harlem" and Willis was almost called Rasheed. Not so catchy, "Whatchu talkin' 'bout Rasheed?"
Here's a great new movie review site, Phillie's Flick Reviews. Try saying that three times fast without puking in your mouth a little.
Wait for it. . . .Wait for it . . .
U.S. to lift travel restrictions to Cuba. You say you wanna revolution. well ya know. We all wanna change the world. er.
Financial geniuses recommend what to buy when you are feeling the recession pinch. Because if you have any money left over you could always blow it all trying to save some.
Here's a happy thought for the day. A pet dog that fell overboard near Australia was returned to its owners 4 months after surviving on a desert island. Way too many Gilligan and Castaway references come to mind. I'm just happy the family got the dog back.
One way. Or another. He's gonna get ya. Bruno's gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya!
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03/30/09
sham paow
The real life "Cheers" bartender got laid off.
Everybody is baggin on the pump and dump financial news network that is CNBC. Don't watch it.
Superman comic sells for over 300k. I love America.
Sesame Street characters hit some hard times.
More women are getting naked to beat the recession.
Aggresive prostitution leads to burglary charge. whoah.
Everybody's favorite meth-head, the Sham-Wow guy, gets busted in Miami for beating up a prostitute.
Its getting rough out there for a sex worker.
Daycare kids mistakenly drink window wiper fluid. I bet those teachers need a raise.
Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn start a riot when they find out the hot dogs they have been eating are NOT kosher. Fracas over Frankfurters!!!!
Woman dies while traffic cop writes ticket.
Venezuelan leader expels EU leader for calling him a dictator, completely missing the irony. Also, Chavez calls Obama an Ignoramous.
A quick video on generation loss. whoo hoo.
When democrats lose elections they whine. When Republicans lose elections they get guns.
Drug tests for welfare recipients.
Dear AIG, I quit!
Bruce Lee Vs. Iron Man. FIGHT!
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