Hillary takes a beating. Bill Richardson, former energy secretary for the Clinton administration, endorses Barack Obama. Hillary Clinton's chief campaign strategist resigns over "bad blood". I think its safe to say she's a bitch, not that being a bitch is a bad thing.

A chunk of Antarctica 9 times the size of Manhattan falls off into the ocean. If "chunk" is now a scientific term, is "blowing chunks" the queens english for throwing up? Either way Hurricanes next year will be brutal.

Elitist liberal newspaper, The New York Times, writes an article on deals in 99 cent stores entitled, "How to Survive in New York on 99 cents". They neglect to mention that a copy of The New York Times costs $1.25. Thanks, Jerks.

Ron Paul scares the GOP because he makes alot of sense, but he's also nuts.

Ordinary Cubans get access to cell phone phones. No word yet on consistent electricity and running water. How the hell are they supposed to charge their phones?

Do you believe in individual liberty over government power, with the freedom of speech, assembly, religion and the right to bear arms? You might have libertarianism.
In which case you are screwed.

The supreme court is about to make it impossible for you to sue if your prescription drugs hurt or kill you. And you thought it was just the oil companies out to screw you? HA HA!!!

The Microsoft juggernaut will NOT take no for an answer. In the financial equivalent of date rape Microsoft has demanded Yahoo sell itself to Bill Gates. Give it up Beeyotch!! Yahoo quietly responds with a "Dear Steve" letter asking, more money por favor.(big ups to engadget blog)

Anti-China protesters in France got within arms length of the Olimpic torch. You gotta hand it to the French, they sure know how to protest. Leze le bon ton rouille!! (let the good times roll)

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