In Louisiana it is illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

Abu dhabi plans to build the first carbon neutral city, because investing in suicide bombers these days is like throwing your money away.

Chick's aren't welcome with the scientists and IT guys. The game changes once they have sex tho, but that's a looooooong wait. Have you SEEN the "Lord of the Rings" special edition box set? Its like 32 years long.

The Japanese are concerned about sexism in the workplace so they helped girls pee standing up.

John McCain was on the Ellen show.
Ellen: You're no different than I am.
McCain: But I have a penis, and that means I read good.

The Pentagon website got Punked. Which confirms my whole philosophy: Don't provoke the rage of a bunch of hackers, the most dangerous enemy is the one with nothing better to do. Take the guy who puts out his social security number on the side of buses to prove the ID-protection service works, his credit got hacked.

Instant Born Agains, just add miracle: Pilots run out of fuel, pray, land near Jesus sign

who put the dead bird in my mailbox?

A white girl from Utah "believes in hip-hop music as a source of inspiration and education". On the floor ho, till the sweat drips down my balls!

I love me some Kat Von D.

ABC America lists the seven wonders on America.

I hate all of you. Have a great Memorial Day weekend!

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