Fitty Cent got into a fight with his baby momma and when she refused to move out of the house he bought for her, fitty decided to burn it down. With her in it. You take the thug outta the ghetto . . . . .

I have a dead Moose for the taking.

A Japanese man couldn't figure out why food kept disappearing from his closet, until he found a woman living in his closet.

Cigarettes in NYC are now $8 a pack. On one hand its forcing people to quit, on the other hand what the hell are they doing with all that tax surpluss money?

Time magazine asks: who will rule Skippy's internet.

You knew they could do it. You knew they were doing it. After using cell phones to track users whereabouts researchers found that most people rarely leave their neghborhoods. Kinda anti-climactic if you ask me.

The next big thing.

The real next big thing.

The Jackson 5 ain't got nothin on these guys.

the main event