Kids today are taking naked pictures of themselves and putting them on the internet. That's not cool and it could get you five years to life in a federal penn. No college for them pervs!

The definition of dumbassery: As oil prices soar the worlds largest producer of oil cries foul! They don't understand why the price of oil is so high. Maybe they shouldn't charge so much. I dunno.

In other international news: A dude in Rome kidnapped his girlfriend from a bar to get his ironing done.

The kid who changed American politics, and the fate of the world, has joined 'Cuba's Communists'.

Dammed haters! Egypt bans 92 year old man from marrying a 17 year old girl.

Honda rolls out a new zero-emission hydrogen fuel cell car but only famous people get to buy it. Bastards!

NYC mayor bloomberg doesn't want people smoking or betting on horses. It's his world people, we just live in it.

Who's voting Republican? Not these guys. Our freedom of speech is freedom or death.

The iphone projector seems like an awesome idea. So when the Chinese made an iphone clone they put built one in. Those Chinese, they can do anything. Seriously though, they can do anything; violate tradmarks, copyrights, bootlegs, etc.

Here comes the mothership.

Armpit sniffer gets 14 years in jail.

Punisher War Zone is coming soon. Check the trailer.

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