Google wants to give somebody $10 million for an idea that can save the world. Here I am drawing a blank.

Don't fart on cops.

Popular brainwashing techniques you can not write home about.

Dude where's my money? WAMU CRASHED!

Ex-bankers talk about pushing customers to max out their credit cards. What do they care? The government is going to bail out the banks for lending you the money to buy that 42" plasma you don't really need. Welcome to rich socialism.

The U.S. is about to lose its status as a superpower. Economist Richard Felson broke it down for us:

The nation cut taxes before it went to war, creating a large budget deficit. A lack of a forward-looking energy policy helped balloon the trade deficit. And inadequate investment in infrastructure, education, and basic research is depressing economic growth below what it should be," Felson said. "The latter resulted in far fewer jobs begin created in the decade than what's required, leading to all sorts of problems, including the housing sector's implosion. The result has been a weaker U.S. economy with more structural problems, and an inability to project economic power.

The coolest lego art I have ever seen.

Roger Ebert gets jiggy with his biznatch.

Scarlet Johansson married Van Wilder this weekend. Like you had a shot!

How exactly does seeing Russia from your window give you foreign policy experience Gov. Palin?

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