In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup.

My favorite new guilty pleasure; sad guys on the trading floor.

Iceland, with a population just over 300,000, is about to go flat broke.

While the rest of the world is going broke, the Sultan of Dubai is building a 70 billion dollar theme park, named Dubailand. Thanks for the oil money suckerssssssssssssss.

The best news I heard all day (yesterday): the Intrepid aircraft carrier museum is headed back to Manhattan harbor!

Even better news: Rose McGowan might be doing porn!

Holy Tacos!! If Palin was a garbage pail kid.

Deadly industrial chemicals found in candy from China, in candy in Conn. Killing me slowly with this song. . . .

Somebody just bought a house on Ebay for $1.75, unfortunately its in Michigan and no one wants to live there.

The seven funniest hot chicks in hollywood. Tina Fey! Tina Fey!!

Rolling Stone magazine has something to say about a certain make-believe maverick.

My fellow prisoners. . . . If he gets elected you know Vietnam is going to get wiped off the map.

What you talkin bout at my rally sucka! (sorry, couldn't resist.)

In another instance of American moral authority, taking advantage of Nebraska's 'safe haven' law meant to protect unwanted newborns, parents have been driving for miles to dump their unwanted teenagers at Nebraskan hospitals. You can't make that stuff up.

Things have changed since I was a kid. A teenage girl was arrest for sending naked pictures of herself to her classmates.

When fake presidents discuss their campaigns.

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